I'm a pampered cat, Here are some of the things that I've conned my humans into doing for me:

I get my daily blow dry. This is accomplished by charging into the bathroom at the first sound of the hair dryer, and plopping down on my back. Mom just can't resist how cute I look, and she gives me equal time to her own hair! Before she's done, I always get the last blast!
Lately, daddy has to get up for work around 5:00 A.M., so sometimes when I go to bed, my purring keeps him awake. Well, mom doesn't want me to feel bad, so she takes me into the spare bedroom sleeps with me where I can keep purring till the cows come home! I also prefer to sleep at the top of mommy's head, taking up most of the pillow space, and she grudgingly complies!
Our new house doesn't have any bird watching window ledges, so immediately, I whisked my humans off to the pet store to get me one of those groovy devices that hooks onto the window, so that I can happily continue to spy on those outdoor creatures who fly by to visit me. Before we went to the store, mom actually rearrranged the furniture so I would have a good vantage point!
They also say that the water doesn't taste very good here, so now I get to drink bottled spring water just like the people. Of course, I'm not sure that I believe them, so I still try to catch the drops coming from that thing that sticks out of the sink!
The great Fancy Feast stand off... Whenever mom comes home with the groceries, I pounce happilly from bag to bag until I find the little cans. Then, I will sit in one place, not budging an inch, until she opens one of them up for me. One time, she made me wait to see exactly how long I would assume the position. She couldn't hold out very long before I got my tasty treat!
My favorite toy is Rudy the reindeer, but I tend to terrorize him. No matter how ratty he gets, mom always sews him back together for me. There is also the nightly toy toss! I can't stand to see my people sit idly by and watch the tube, so I came up with a plan. I drag one of my toys into the middle of the room, and it's time for the games to begin! Rudy, Marty mouse, and baby mouse take turns getting tossed high in the air, so that I can run and catch them. Then, mom or dad have to collect them, and do it over and over!

These are just a few ways that I rule my castle!