I am definitely pampered above and beyond any other fellow kitty I know.
My mom says I deserve it though because she loves me so much. I am so pampered that all I have to do is look at her and she cries. What a sap! But thats ok, it helps my cause.
My mom and dad get me anything and everything I could ever want. Mom can't ever go shopping without bringing me home a gift. (gee, maybe thats why we are poor).
I have so many beds I can't count them all. I have my very own authentic tree house right in my living room. People call it a monstrosity. I call it home.
I have my own fish tank.
I have my own bird feeders outside every window in the house.
My nana comes to visit me (her grandkitty) every single day.
I am allowed on every piece of furniture in the house (that does include the kitchen counter & stove, by the way)
I get my nightly brushing just by being cute.
All I have to do is whimper and I get my nightly walk (on a leash of course). I even keep her out there for hours at a time.
Boy, is she whipped. Do you know, I even eat dinner at the kitchen table every night. My own place setting, chair, plate. I don't know of any other kitty who gets to do that.
Did I mention, mom comes home from work everyday for lunch so I don't have to stay alone for too many hours in a row.
They promised never to go on vacation either.

P.S. Between you and me, the real reason I am so pampered is because I pamper my mamma back twice as much!